Sam and Freddie: What?! Why?! Sam: Dude, we gotta stop doing that. Howard: Stop asking that!Ĭarly: No fudge balls were harmed during this web show. Swimsuit models: Ohhhhh!īookshnog: Guyz! The photographer is here! Turn up the muzic now! iHave My Principals Sam: You got that on video? Mr. This is America, so the women's hair goes on their head. Spencer: Well, do women in your country have hair on their feet? Blabvin. Carly: Sam! Sam: You want my bladder to explode live on the internet? Carly: Ew, no. Sam: And now, since I drank five sodas before we started tonight, I must go pee. Spencer: Never underestimate the power of shirtless European men in swimsuits! Gibby. Spencer: BOOM! (gives Gibby two awards) Gibby: Two? You're getting faster. Spencer: Yeah, and you didn't say they were DUDES, either! Spencer: FREDDIE! FREDDIE! Freddie: (arrives from upstairs) What is the problem? Spencer: You said HOT EUROPEAN swimsuit models! Freddie: Ahhhh, I didn't say they were hot. Carly: NO! We said 10 1-foot iCarly Awardsssss.Ĭarly: You just want to flirt with models in swimsuits. Its like what you said: 1 10-feet iCarly award. Spencer: I know! Freddie: It's like 10-Feet tall! Spencer: Yeah. Carly: T-BO! T-Bo': OH, OK! iCarly Awards Sam: Dude, it's enormous. T-Bo: Wanna buy a pepper? Carly: NO! T-Bo: A buck each. Spencer: NEXT!Īustin: Have you guys ever been to Fresno? Carly: SHUT UP! Austin: What? I was just– Carly: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!! Austin: (Freddie looks at Austin angrily and T-Bo watches Carly's outburst) What's your deal? Carly: My deal is you haven't let me finish one sentence all night and I can't take it anymore! It's like you won't even let me– Austin: What are you trying to say? Carly: GET OUT OF HERE! (he does) Spencer: So, you wanna take Carly to the dance? Clark: I'd rather just make out with her. (holds up bacon) Sam: (really fast) Whoa, Freddie, I never realized what a hot handsome hunk of boy you really are. Carly: (interrupts) I'm not having this conversation! Spencer: Thank you so much!įreddie: Girls who are rude to me don't get a bag of bacon. Spencer: So I just think it's time you and I had a little talk about. Carly: (sits down) What about? Spencer: Well. Freddie: Was it? Carly: No! iSpeed Date Carly: You're in trouble! Sam: Who has urine trouble? Carly: No! You tweeted about me spitting in Nate's eye! Sam: It was a totally tweetworthy event! Carly: Maybe, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't tweet about my personal spit!Ĭarly: I can't believe you embarrassed me like that in front of the whole web! Sam: Well, if you didn't want me to do it, then why didn't you say something? Carly: You duct-taped my mouth shut! Sam: Come on, you might get a really cool guy! Carly: Or a psychopath with a chainsaw! IThink They Kissed Spencer: Okay, calm down- Carly: NEVER TELL A GIRL TO CALM DOWN! Carly: And she thought her thumb was missing.
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